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Spankdizzle

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So here's the "dl", yo. I like a broad range of things. Fandom's are fun. I don't waste time with superfluous shenanigans. I ain't about that life and I would much rather chill. Ask me shit. My box is always open and I'm not shy. (ALSO, COMISSIONS ARE OPEN.)
Take this old thing that I did for Patty.
Anonymous:
Do you have a personal blog?

I do now. :D

http://delightfully-unstable.tumblr.com/

posted May.22.13 + 0 notes + reblog
posted May.19.13 + 6 notes + reblog
Anonymous:
How much do your commissions cost???

It really depends on what you wish to buy. say it was just a sketch with one person? Five bucks. Wanna add another person? That’s like seven bucks in total.

the pricing is right here. Just give it a look through.

http://sgt-spank.deviantart.com/art/COMMISSION-INFO-334338624

posted May.12.13 + 0 notes + reblog
humpbackpigeons:
Whoa...whoa! Excuse me!! I'm gonna have to ask you to turn down the sexy please. The fire department just called and said it was a fire hazard for it to be so damn hot up in here! >;D (why did i randomly type this? because everyone needs a random funny compliment once in a while)

OH. HOLLUP. HOLLUP, CHILD. If /fiiiine/ was a felony, you’d be on death row right now, bb. ;D (Shhh. Don’t question it. yes. yes they do. thank you. Bless yo face.)

posted May.01.13 + 1 notes + reblog
humpbackpigeons:
hey there, i like the way you twerk!

OOH bb. She like it when I make my ass vibrate.

posted Apr.27.13 + 2 notes + reblog
nepetaorquinny:
*cries* I LOVE YOU. no really I love you. Your so beautiful. And your art is so inspirational and lovely. I know I'm a stranger and only 15, but I would, without hesitation, run into your arms. You make me happy, and I have been depressed for a long time. Thank you, THANK YOU, for your gift of being... You.

WHHATTTT OHHHHHGoododddddd. EVERYONE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CUTIE RIGHT HERE.

No, honey. Thank you. Seriously. You just made my motherfuckin’ week. And I’m so glad I could help bring a smile to your face. It means the world to me.

posted Apr.23.13 + 4 notes + reblog